http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com Hop away from the beer and put your paws where I can see them. Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:17:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I’m over here now: http://bunnytude.com/wordpress http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2008/01/29/drunkbunny-is-back/ I’m so honored that one of my recent blog entries has been chosen for Grand Rounds, hosted this week by Circadiana. So many links and new blogs to investigate, thanks to Grand Rounds. I must be off to do just that! http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/16/grand-rounds/ Tidbits o’ crap: I’ve decided that I’m going to automatically delete each and every email I get where the subject line begins with “Fwd”. People, I outgrew forwarding everything ever to cross my inbox about, oh, four years ago. there is NO computer virus that I don’t know about from a ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/15/ive-decided/ Aunt Polly and uncle Paul. My extended family is an intelligent and funny one. Out of all of them, no one has a better sense of humor than my uncle Paul. He was 17 when my father (an “oops” baby) was born. Uncle Paul went off to Germany ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/13/uncle-paul/ But when I told Clinton jokes, they were about semen, cigars, and dresses. There was no fodder for jokes like this one (again, I steal from my favorite internet guy over at Polka Boy). RIDDLE: Q: How many five-week vacations did FDR and Winston Churchill take during WWII? A: Fuck Bush! Then one ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/hey-i-used-to-tell-clinton-jokes-too/ Kids these days know way too much about the world, at an inappropriately young age. Not that it’s better to be blindly naiive, the way I was until my 20’s. Here’s an example: I didn’t know what a “boner” was until I was 14. I had just moved to Wichita, Kansas from ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/ Found at Dave Does the Blog, a fellow Coloradoian. Coloradoite? You know what I mean. He lives here. Let’s rewrite the scientific process while we’re at it: (Via Random Abstract) And last but not least, Alternet gives a few examples of other “science facts” religious people have ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/11/if-science-had-to-embrace-creationism/ I don’t know what Pix-Flix messaging service from Verizon is, but if I get pics like this in my email, I’m all for it! Meet my friend Jaime’s dog Bear. Awwww! Moose and I want back to Ickyta to visit last May and got to meet Jaime’s critters. Like all of my ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/11/young-love/ This free online air hockey game is addictive! Link via Something Awful forums. http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/10/best-of-the-70s-air-hockey/ The way a commenter twisted the meaning of my last post around really fucking pissed me off (see comments). I think people of latin descent everywhere would all be offended that my stance against violent jail riots caused by a lack of Telemundo time can be twisted and misconstrued as not ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/10/pee-and-prejudice/ * Events written about in this entry are fictional, and are not at all based upon what I may or may not have seen at work last night. Any resemblance to real-life morons and true cluster-fuck events is purely coincidental. If you are a Spanish-speaking inmate, we will do everything ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/09/episode-2-of/ Could this possibly be the subconscious root of my deeply-seeded Greg Brady resentment? Naah. It’s that goddamn song. “Clowns never laughed before…” OH MOTHER OF ALL FUCK! http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/09/damn-you-greg-brady-part-2/ “Clowns never laughed before Beanstalks never grew Ponies never ran before ‘Til I met you!” Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! Get out of my head! Why God, why did I channel surf past TV Land during an episode of the Brady Bunch when Greg was singing this stupid song whilst he was also ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/08/damn-you-greg-brady/ If you don’t have Chaos Theory blogrolled, you should. It’s one of the most entertaining and eclectic current events /gossip /political /humor blogs out there. In fact, I’ve never seen one quite like it. This blog entry about a Salon.com letter frightened me more than any of ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/08/do-you-want-your-plumber-telling-you-that-youre-going-to-hell/ I’m going to be moving in a little while! I’m going to have two new site designs by Rachel at Web Divas, and hosting by Amscray. While my fabulous designer is working on my site design, I need your help. Against all odds, according to checkdomain.com it appears that drunkenlagomorph.com is registered to ... http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/07/need-help-with-domain-name-ideas/