The Drunken Lagomorph Comments http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com Hop away from the beer and put your paws where I can see them. Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:50:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: Jodi http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/15/ive-decided/#comment-436 Sun, 25 Dec 2005 09:58:55 +0000 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/15/ive-decided/#comment-436 I'm here four months after the post was written, but still, allow me to give you a standing ovation! Well done! Very well done! I’m here four months after the post was written, but still, allow me to give you a standing ovation!

Well done! Very well done!

]]> by: Doc http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-414 Tue, 15 Nov 2005 20:16:43 +0000 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-414 When I was in med school the histology prof said something about the male organ being "tumescent." One of the guys said "What?" "Tumescent." The prof explained and the somewhat embarrassed student explained, "that is not what we called it in Sylacauga!" When I was in med school the histology prof said something about the male organ being “tumescent.” One of the guys said “What?” “Tumescent.” The prof explained and the somewhat embarrassed student explained, “that is not what we called it in Sylacauga!”

]]> by: Chaos http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-409 Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:03:44 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-409 Oh...My...God. I read this at work and was crying with laughter. Awesome story, awesomely told. Sometimes it's just best we don't know things because they're so much funnier that way. Oh…My…God. I read this at work and was crying with laughter. Awesome story, awesomely told. Sometimes it’s just best we don’t know things because they’re so much funnier that way.

]]> by: Cairo the Boxer http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/11/young-love/#comment-407 Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:36:15 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/11/young-love/#comment-407 That pug has the cutest tounge. Great pics! That pug has the cutest tounge. Great pics!

]]> by: Mogo http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-406 Tue, 23 Aug 2005 15:22:54 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-406 "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." - Benjamin Franklin “Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.” - Benjamin Franklin

]]> by: Carlito http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-404 Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:50:48 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-404 So if the FSM is sooooooo great, can he kick Trogor's ass? http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html So if the FSM is sooooooo great, can he kick Trogor’s ass?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

]]> by: Taymon http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/07/01/fuck-you-tom-cruise-you-scientologist-bastard/#comment-403 Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:25:02 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/07/01/fuck-you-tom-cruise-you-scientologist-bastard/#comment-403 Well, Mr. Cruise has done reading on psychiatry. Unfortunately, it is on scientology's level OT3, which discuss the role psychiatrists had 75 zillion years ago in causing mayhem in some distant portion of the universe. He is a moron, and although Matt Lauer did not kiss his ass as badly as Spielberg, who I have lost all respect for, the media does not address this aspect of his beliefs. I have no problem with him speaking out, as I believe in free speech, but he acts as if he has been reading the New England Journal of Medicine, not some LR Hubbard crap.... Well, Mr. Cruise has done reading on psychiatry. Unfortunately, it is on scientology’s level OT3, which discuss the role psychiatrists had 75 zillion years ago in causing mayhem in some distant portion of the universe. He is a moron, and although Matt Lauer did not kiss his ass as badly as Spielberg, who I have lost all respect for, the media does not address this aspect of his beliefs. I have no problem with him speaking out, as I believe in free speech, but he acts as if he has been reading the New England Journal of Medicine, not some LR Hubbard crap….

]]> by: Heliologue http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/08/do-you-want-your-plumber-telling-you-that-youre-going-to-hell/#comment-402 Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:34:17 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/08/do-you-want-your-plumber-telling-you-that-youre-going-to-hell/#comment-402 Not even family would convince me to move to such a back-asswards place like that. I'd crucify the damn plumber with a cross made pipes. Not even family would convince me to move to such a back-asswards place like that. I’d crucify the damn plumber with a cross made pipes.

]]> by: sudiegirl http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-401 Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:37:05 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-401 Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster come with Marinara or Alfredo sauce? Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster come with Marinara or Alfredo sauce?

]]> by: BlogBites http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-400 Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:22:31 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-400 <strong>And that, my friends, is how at the age of 21 I learned the difference between farts and boners.</strong> The Drunken Lagomorph And that, my friends, is how at the age of 21 I learned the difference between farts and boners.

The Drunken Lagomorph

]]> by: radmila http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/15/ive-decided/#comment-399 Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:05:46 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/15/ive-decided/#comment-399 AMEN! AMEN!

]]> by: Keith http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/13/uncle-paul/#comment-398 Tue, 16 Aug 2005 21:31:54 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/13/uncle-paul/#comment-398 A hug for you, Mary. He sounds like the kind of Uncle everyone should have. A hug for you, Mary. He sounds like the kind of Uncle everyone should have.

]]> by: Andrew http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-397 Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:58:57 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-397 The problem is that they're proposing the teaching of ID in <i>science</i> classrooms. Science, being the process of repeatable, observable, natural phenomena. (For those of you who challenge that evolution can't be repeated, look at <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/avida' rel="nofollow">Evida</a>) Intelligent design isn't observed, it's all written down already. Science finds evidence, and tries to create an explanation. The ID lobbiests have an explanation, and are trying to find evidence to support it. That kind of reasoning makes no sense. The problem is that they’re proposing the teaching of ID in science classrooms. Science, being the process of repeatable, observable, natural phenomena. (For those of you who challenge that evolution can’t be repeated, look at Evida)
Intelligent design isn’t observed, it’s all written down already. Science finds evidence, and tries to create an explanation. The ID lobbiests have an explanation, and are trying to find evidence to support it. That kind of reasoning makes no sense.

]]> by: Busy Mom http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/16/grand-rounds/#comment-396 Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:43:29 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/16/grand-rounds/#comment-396 I love that name! I love that name!

]]> by: Jonathan http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-395 Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:21:04 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/02/flying-spaghetti-monster-should-be-taught-in-schools/#comment-395 Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant! From a scientific standpoint, intelligent design is a fringe Christian philosophy and religious hypothesis - nothing more. Period. If it weren't for the media pandering to Oh-So-Right Wing Christian Jihadists, the intelligent design lobby would be relagated to the likes of bad astrology seminars at the Holiday Inn. Teach Science in Science class, religion in religion class (or Temple, or Sunday school, or where ever). Peace - Jonathan Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!

From a scientific standpoint, intelligent design is a fringe Christian philosophy and religious hypothesis - nothing more. Period.

If it weren’t for the media pandering to Oh-So-Right Wing Christian Jihadists, the intelligent design lobby would be relagated to the likes of bad astrology seminars at the Holiday Inn. Teach Science in Science class, religion in religion class (or Temple, or Sunday school, or where ever).

Peace -

Jonathan

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