Comments on: How I learned the difference between farts and boners http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/ Hop away from the beer and put your paws where I can see them. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:20:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: Doc http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-414 Tue, 15 Nov 2005 20:16:43 +0000 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-414 When I was in med school the histology prof said something about the male organ being "tumescent." One of the guys said "What?" "Tumescent." The prof explained and the somewhat embarrassed student explained, "that is not what we called it in Sylacauga!" When I was in med school the histology prof said something about the male organ being “tumescent.” One of the guys said “What?” “Tumescent.” The prof explained and the somewhat embarrassed student explained, “that is not what we called it in Sylacauga!”

]]> by: Chaos http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-409 Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:03:44 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-409 Oh...My...God. I read this at work and was crying with laughter. Awesome story, awesomely told. Sometimes it's just best we don't know things because they're so much funnier that way. Oh…My…God. I read this at work and was crying with laughter. Awesome story, awesomely told. Sometimes it’s just best we don’t know things because they’re so much funnier that way.

]]> by: BlogBites http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-400 Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:22:31 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-400 <strong>And that, my friends, is how at the age of 21 I learned the difference between farts and boners.</strong> The Drunken Lagomorph And that, my friends, is how at the age of 21 I learned the difference between farts and boners.

The Drunken Lagomorph

]]> by: coturnix http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-372 Sat, 13 Aug 2005 16:00:48 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-372 Hi, sorry for OT, but I could not find your e-mail address. I am hosting the <a href="http://blogborygmi.blogspot.com/2004/09/grand-rounds-archive-upcoming-schedule.html" rel="nofollow">Grand Rounds</a> next week and I have noticed a sharp decrease in contribution from nurses. Even if Nursing Moment takes off, I sure hope that nurses do not just quit submitting to Grand Rounds. Can you, please, help me spread the word and ask your nursing friends to send some entries by Monday at midnight? Perhaps you can post a call for submissions or e-mail other nurse bloggers. Thanks, Coturnix Hi, sorry for OT, but I could not find your e-mail address. I am hosting the Grand Rounds next week and I have noticed a sharp decrease in contribution from nurses. Even if Nursing Moment takes off, I sure hope that nurses do not just quit submitting to Grand Rounds. Can you, please, help me spread the word and ask your nursing friends to send some entries by Monday at midnight? Perhaps you can post a call for submissions or e-mail other nurse bloggers. Thanks,
Coturnix

]]> by: Jodie http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-362 Sat, 13 Aug 2005 09:38:03 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-362 Your story made me laugh out loud (I get things wrong too sometimes). Your story made me laugh out loud (I get things wrong too sometimes).

]]> by: drunkenlagomorph http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-360 Fri, 12 Aug 2005 23:00:50 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-360 <blockquote>In high school, two of my best friends insisted they would NEVER have oral sex, even after they found "Mr. Right" and got married someday. I laughed my ass off because even then I knew they wouldn't be married long with that attitude.</blockquote>

In high school, two of my best friends insisted they would NEVER have oral sex, even after they found “Mr. Right” and got married someday. I laughed my ass off because even then I knew they wouldn’t be married long with that attitude.

]]> by: RisibleGirl http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-359 Fri, 12 Aug 2005 09:37:24 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-359 OK, I have one for you. I had a college roommate more naiive than I was (I was at BYU for God's sake). Our 'older' roommate liked to impart her knowledge on us. One night, she asked our roommate (Deedee) if she knew what oral sex was. Deedee said that she did and it was 'totally gross'. She went on to say that she couldn't believe people did that. Then my roommate asked her to tell us what she thought oral sex was. Deedee said, "it's when a man puts his mouth on your breast". Hooo- boy, even I (who was very innocent at the time) was on the floor laughing at how much Deedee didn't know! OK, I have one for you. I had a college roommate more naiive than I was (I was at BYU for God’s sake). Our ‘older’ roommate liked to impart her knowledge on us.

One night, she asked our roommate (Deedee) if she knew what oral sex was. Deedee said that she did and it was ‘totally gross’. She went on to say that she couldn’t believe people did that.

Then my roommate asked her to tell us what she thought oral sex was. Deedee said, “it’s when a man puts his mouth on your breast”.

Hooo- boy, even I (who was very innocent at the time) was on the floor laughing at how much Deedee didn’t know!

]]> by: Lynne http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-358 Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:16:10 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-358 You're right about knowing to much to young. While I'm still debating on when is a good time to give my eldest 'that talk' I'm finding out he already knows more than I wish him to know. I'm a little slow out of the gate. As you know, last week he learned what a 'lap dance' was - that sure as hell wasn't part of the talk I had in mind. I figured he wouldn't know about that till his bachelor party. :/ You’re right about knowing to much to young. While I’m still debating on when is a good time to give my eldest ‘that talk’ I’m finding out he already knows more than I wish him to know. I’m a little slow out of the gate.
As you know, last week he learned what a ‘lap dance’ was - that sure as hell wasn’t part of the talk I had in mind. I figured he wouldn’t know about that till his bachelor party. :/

]]> by: elsa http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-357 Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:14:06 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-357 sure! laugh about it now. damned glad I was elsewhere that night! sure! laugh about it now. damned glad I was elsewhere that night!

]]> by: Brian http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-356 Fri, 12 Aug 2005 06:28:57 +0100 http://drunkenlagomorph.blogsome.com/2005/08/12/how-i-learned-the-difference-between-farts-and-boners-2/#comment-356 I tend to think that it's a good thing that a 14 year old girl today really knows what a boner is, cause it'll be a year later or less that a boy will be trying to slip them one. Better they know the consequences of their actions and have some preperation for it, "just in case." Then again, I'm being stupid cause I think people might actually be SMART. At least when I had sex with my 15-in-a-month girlfriend as a 16-and-a-month year old I used a condom and knew what it meant if I didn't. I guess if these daytime talk shows can be believed, 14 year olds these days WANT to have babies. The last thing we wanted to have was a baby, we just wanted to feel really good, and we did! Often. But then again, the school I went to was FAR from a Catholic school. Which was good, cause I was (and am) far from Catholic. I tend to think that it’s a good thing that a 14 year old girl today really knows what a boner is, cause it’ll be a year later or less that a boy will be trying to slip them one. Better they know the consequences of their actions and have some preperation for it, “just in case.” Then again, I’m being stupid cause I think people might actually be SMART. At least when I had sex with my 15-in-a-month girlfriend as a 16-and-a-month year old I used a condom and knew what it meant if I didn’t. I guess if these daytime talk shows can be believed, 14 year olds these days WANT to have babies. The last thing we wanted to have was a baby, we just wanted to feel really good, and we did! Often. But then again, the school I went to was FAR from a Catholic school. Which was good, cause I was (and am) far from Catholic.

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