Damn you, Greg Brady!
“Clowns never laughed before
Beanstalks never grew
Ponies never ran before
‘Til I met you!”
Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! Get out of my head!
Why God, why did I channel surf past TV Land during an episode of the Brady Bunch when Greg was singing this stupid song whilst he was also engaging in the epic intellectual battle between peer pressure, smoking, and doing what’s right?
It took years of hard drinking to get this song out of my head, and now it’s back.
Fuck you, Greg. Fuck you right in your ear.
oh my god - I swear the last time I saw that episode of the brady bunch (about 6 months ago) that song was stuck in my head for over a week!!!
Comment by kitty — Tuesday, August 9, 2005 @ 5:54 am
actually, i think ‘fuckyouinyerrighteargregbrady.com’ would be a phenomenal title for your next blog
it elicited such a huge laugh from me when i read your post…
hey mary, have you considered Drunken Hopping Mad?
SOOOOO glad you’re back!
Comment by Spencer — Tuesday, August 9, 2005 @ 8:00 am
I am never reading your blog again while drinking juice that can go spitting out of my mouth in unexpected laughter!
Comment by Unnamed Source — Tuesday, August 9, 2005 @ 8:52 am
Finally someone understands…..for the love of christ. Please do Fuck Greg Brady in the ear….it will be the closest thing to fornication that unicorn singing pansey might get close too!
Comment by Cody — Tuesday, August 9, 2005 @ 9:39 am
Arrrggghhhh! No!!
Comment by Busy Mom — Tuesday, August 9, 2005 @ 9:41 am
I think us guys are supposed to hate Greg Brady. I mean how could we compete with this really awesome fictional character?
Comment by Thomas — Wednesday, August 10, 2005 @ 10:15 pm