The way this woman thinks… I love it so much… so very, very much!

Instead of discipline we have time outs and other such laughable shit that it is no wonder we now have a generation of young 20 year olds who have no courtesy, common sense, decency, motivation or manners. All we have now is a shit load of selfish, rude, condascening, idiotic, inconsiderate, thoughtless, self centered, egotistical snot nosed punks who think the world owes them something.

Bravo progressive parents. You’ve done a bang up job. Assholes.

** Disclaimer: “Time outs”, if done RIGHT and not halfassed because the parent can’t follow through with discipline, can be effective for some children. But if it doesn’t seem to correct the child’s behavior, move on to another form of discipline.

PROTIP: Sending the child to their rooms for four minutes with their PSP and toys is not exactly a difficult-to-endure punishment. I doubt if Snotleigh will learn anything from it.

I have this conversation with various inmates at least 3-5 times a day:

Inmate (in an indignant tone): The food here sucks! There is no excuse for it! I’m calling my lawyer!*

Me (in a faux-understanding tone): I haven’t tried it myself, but I’m sure it is pretty awful, you poor thing. In fact, I think the only people who get worse food are our brave military men and women serving our country and risking their lives every day in Iraq! I bet they’d trade their MREs for the food you get any day. – I smile sweetly. –

Inmate: – Silence –

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* What I wish I could say also:

You can order from the comissary, which has plenty of reasonably-priced food and snacks to buy if you don’t like what is being served in the jail. What, you have no money? Well, you had PLENTY of money for your DAILY meth use, pot use, and 20 year, 2 packs per day cigarette smoking habits. You also had enough money to buy enough liquor to enable you to get drunk enough to swerve your car all over the highway with a blood alcohol content of 0.25 (legal limit 0.08), so where did all your wealth evaporate to? You’ve only been in jail five days! Maybe you should plan better financially the next time you try to kill people with your drunk driving and get arrested for it, or molest your granddaughter, or violate a restraining order eight times, etc.

FUN FACT: Most prisoners maintain their weight or gain weight in jail.

FUN FACT #2: If the food is that bad, then why do the deputies (who can leave and go to McDonalds if they want to) gladly eat any extra prisoner meals the kitchen has on hand?