Well, this explains a lot!
I’m a Cancer with an Aquarius rising. Although I didn’t write this letter to Elsa’s advice column, Elsa’s answer certainly explains why I act the way I do with my family. For example, the Cancer in me will invite my uber-Catholic parents to visit, then the Aquarius in me greets them at the door wearing this t-shirt (link not work safe).
And yes, I really did that. You should have seen the look on my parents’ faces. They looked like they had just smelled stale cheese made of foot fungus with rotavirus baby-diaper sauce.






You’re all class, baby. :v
Comment by Cy — Tuesday, July 26, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I -love- that shirt. Came -this- close to sending it to my friend Bobby for his birthday last year, but was too broke to, in the end. He’s a Jesuit priest, and thought the shirt was so funny, he nearly snorted coffee out his nose when I IM’ed him the URL to the web page.
Comment by Kim — Tuesday, July 26, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
::laughs her ass off::
I figured you’d see yourself in that, but this is RICH!
Comment by elsa — Wednesday, July 27, 2005 @ 5:30 am
I knew I liked you for a reason! Bwa ha haaaaaaaaa…..
Comment by Kris — Wednesday, July 27, 2005 @ 11:14 am
OHMYGAWD! That is f**king hysterical. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
Comment by Unnamed Source — Wednesday, July 27, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
OMG! That shirt kills me! I must have it!
Comment by groovebunny — Thursday, July 28, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
BRILLIANT! Man, I’ve gotta get that for Christmas vacation, when I go home for the Bible Belt.
Comment by Jack Burden — Saturday, July 30, 2005 @ 9:07 am