So the dearhearted Dave at Buzzstuff added my personal favorite studmuffin and fellow Revovering Catholic® , Denis Leary to his Eye Candy Friday feature, just for lil’ old me!

Now, far be it from me to gush on and on about men. I’m 37 for chrissakes! Also, I abhor Hollywood hero worship (except for Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who — oh migawd I love them so much, if they started I cult I’d join it). But this week I have now blogged twice about celebrity hunks. So what? I’m old and lonely, get off me!

And for those of you who read about my first marriage to a firefighter will be glad to know that I’ve overcome my 12-year aversion to the Uniform of Horrid Memories because of Denis’ new show on FX, Rescue Me. Don’t let the shitty, melodramatic name fool you. It’s a must-see, chicklets!

And here is a song that illustrates just how much Denis and I are soulmates.

… it’s the SYSTEM!

Yep, the stab wounds on the little girl haven’t even stopped bleeding, and the press is already implying that the poor criminal didn’t get good sex offender counseling treatment in jail!

Because Lord knows that going to counseling sure takes the urge to stab (and very likely rape) your own daughter right out of ya! But without the counseling, the poor, POOR sex offender had no choice but to brutally attack his daughter! He’s NOT an adult and does NOT have free will, don’t ya know.

Oh, and as a reporter, why not jump at every opportunity to misconstrue a comment made by a law enforcement officer and make it sound like they’re making fun of the victim’s mother. Go ahead! After all, you’re already doing active casework in helping with the sex offender’s defense at trial. Go all the way to malign the justice system. Pissing off the family of the victim is just icing on the journalism ethics cake!