A few months ago I bought a Roomba Red (on sale, $99 at Home Depot!)

My rabbits have the good sense to hop away when it approaches. Not my dog Moose.

Moose is pictured here with his stunt double.

So, I usually supervise Roomba time, but I turn my head for ONE MINUTE, and Roomba attacks! The victim: my dog’s ass!

A shot of the ass in question:

His poor tail!

It was then that I realized the horrible truth! My dog’s tail is the source fur for Donald Trump’s hairpiece!

My last blog was pretty successful, for a personal blog that offered no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Was cited in a magazine as one of Denver’s ten best blogs, and at its heyday had 400-500 unique visitors a day.

But then things turned ugly. Stalker ugly. I was misquoted across the blogosphere. The smear campaign was so intense, you’d think I had been responsible for the Holocaust, when in fact all I had done was to stick up for gay people to some bigoted, but powerful bloggers.

I had my blog password-protected, but after such a horrible experience (which I took personally, because the attack was meant to be personal), my heart wasn’t in blogging any more. I’ve been away from blogging for over a year.

But here I am, new blog, new space, new name. I’m going to try this again. I had the scary stalker-thing happen to me, and I don’t want it to happen again. However, I love to write. I love to read what other people write.

I was once told by a boyfriend that I should shut up because “no one wants to hear what you think!” This from a man who thought people should worship his opinion like something from the Gospel.

I suppose I could continue to sit on my couch and keep my thoughts to myself.

This seems like more fun.